Taking all bets: Over-Under on how long it will take me to sell the Celica

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/13/2016 at 15:32 • Filed to: craigslist

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Line set at 30 days. I’ve got the over, tree-fiddy.

AM3R shamefully returns > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 15:38

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What did I miss, why are you selling?!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AM3R shamefully returns 08/13/2016 at 15:40

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1985-celica-gt…

Skip to “So where did it all go wrong?”

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 15:49

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Over. I’d also like to put the over/under of number of flakers or tire-kickers at three.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 15:54

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I rea your link.

It’s an end of an era but these things happen and it’s right to move on before it turns bad.

I hope it goes to a good home.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 15:57

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Who wants a Celica covered in mating jelly?

10 days

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 16:04

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I guess you could call it a Sellica.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 16:05

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23 days

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/13/2016 at 16:48

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Told my wife I wanted to buy that Tercel in Tenino. She was not amused. Also said to please not buy another car until the Celica is gone. She asked me why I don’t just buy a Pontiac Vibe. I asked her why she doesn’t love me.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 08/13/2016 at 16:49

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Yeah, I hate this shit. I’m not good at selling cars either, but I try to improve a little bit each time.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 17:40

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Dual Vibes could be sweet!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/13/2016 at 17:42

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Sure!

Scary__goongala! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 17:44

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Good luck, no body wanted to buy my Benz in the 5 days I listed it.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 17:45

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Why are you selling it? You searched so hard for that car for so long...

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 17:46

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Get the Toyota version.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/13/2016 at 17:51

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I know... It’s all very tragic.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1985-celica-gt…

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/13/2016 at 17:52

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I think the Vibe looks better — and it costs less.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 17:52

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What about something European? Le Car perhaps?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/13/2016 at 17:54

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Don’t worry — I’ll make another shitty post about what I’m shopping for. A nice old German car is in the future, but I need a bigger garage first.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 18:56

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Family friend owns Wild West Cars and Trucks. There's some cool stuff there.

NJAnon > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 19:12

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Um what version Celica?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 19:27

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Yeah, but the combo. You shouldn't break the combo.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > NJAnon 08/13/2016 at 19:49

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3rd gen liftback

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 20:54

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This car deserves to go to Scotty Kilmer.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2016 at 22:06

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It’s 88 degrees, IN my house. Fuck.